He winned a reely neat book, "101 Reasons to Dump Your Man and Get a Cat". But -- i can't belief this -- he sended it ta me, which wuz so sweet. Wuzn't that just tha nicest thing? fanks so much, Jack, i's still can't belief u'd gif me ur's purrize.
pee ess: besides being a fearless viking warrior, Jack already be a published author, having written "Vishus Deer of the North" as a service to all cats effurrywhere.