Texas Trio Party - Part II

You'all, we's moved to a new post quicker than a duck on a junebug.
The other one was too big even by Texas standards.
So come on, you 'un's, yee-haww, we's fixin ta party some mores.... KC

pee ess: why i's talking like this, i's from San Pedro California????

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We's crowned the King and Queen of tha party....


NOW LET'S DANCE...
Tha mariachi band haf arrived, we's asked 'em back, they was so good at ours Cinco de Mayo par-tee... an ours special sekrit musikal guest will be by later fur some good ol boy Texas style music.
An tha BAR is open... we's got plenty of nip-tinis, meow-garitas, an i's got some lizquila that Karl lefted us before... plenty of cream fur tha kittens (and adults, Gree)...



LOOKIE LOOKIE LOOKIE
Who jus arrived... it be JERRY JEFF WALKER!
An look, Jerry Jeff asked Sam-I-Am to come up on stage to sing wif him...

Redneck Mother by Sam I Am
(with apologies to Jerry Jeff Walker)

They was born in Houston, Texas
Thems mom's name is Mary Lynn Sherwood
And they are not responsible for what their doing
Cause their mother did all she could.

And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her cats so well.
They are one year old and having a honky tonk party
Just chasing armadillos and raising h*ll.

Sure does like their Fancy Feast Food,
Likes to chase it down with those tunagritas;
Eat a few of those Galveston shrimpies
That's bound to put ya in a really good mood!

And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mothers who has raised her cats so well.
They are one year old and having a honky tonk party
Just chasing armadillos and raising h*ll.

Well,
M is for the Mousies that we chase
O is for the other cats that we love
T is for the Toys we play with
H is for Hairballs we give you
E is for everything that we destroy
R is for REDNECK.

And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her cats so well.
They are one year old and having a honky tonk party
Just chasing armadillos and raising h*ll.

ONE MORE TIME!!!

And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her cats so well.
They are one year old and having a honky tonk party
Just chasing armadillos and raising h*ll.


and lookie, here's WILLIE...
... and Willie asked Victor Tabbycat onstage to teach him the right way to sing Happy Birthday to Sol, Smokey, BJ and Samantha....

Victor: Ok, I has to sing again since I singed on the wrong day.
::rounds up hippos, birdies, ewes, and not-so-vishus deers::

:: Victor leads Willie in the song ::

Hippo Birdie Two Ewes,
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes,
Hippo Birdie Deer Sol, Smokey, BJ,
an dearest Samantha...
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes!
... and many mooooooore!
Yipppee-kay-ayyy!


An here's a Purrthday Cake!
Dig in, there's plenty of Catnip ice cream, too.
And here's tha big finale fireworks show... wowie.
Stick around if you's can, we's be haffing a picnic on tha grounds til Midnight, maybe later. We's got good food, good friends, good music and good weather. it doesn't get much better than that.
And thank you effurycat and critter fur stopping by an making Sol, Smokey and BJ's furrst purrthday such a wonnerful thing.
And be sure an take yours boots an hats wif you.
Love an purrs, KC (tha proud big sisfur)