Wednesday, December 17, 2008

How To Clean A Cat

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and lift both lids.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him to the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat into the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the top so he cannot escape.) CAUTION:
Do not get any part of your body too close to the cat, as his paws will be reaching for anything they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the back door and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the garden.
7. Stand behind the toilet as much as you can and lift both lids quickly.
8. The freshly cleaned cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside, where he will dry himself.

......Sincerely, The Dog


23 comments:

Sweet Praline said...

You had me going for a minute . . .

Katie and Da Katz said...

I dont tinks weze wants ta do dat... weze gonna put dat doggee in der!! =^..^=

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

eeeeeeek! Rascal fell in the toilet once, and he didn't like it one bit!

hey Sol - I got your lovely gift. thank you sooooooo very much! I love it, and I love you! I'm gonna get me a real collar like Grr's so I kin wear it an think of you always and always.
love
Riley

Frostin said...

Evil Doggie!! Pure unadulterated evil doggie!!

*laughs

Gandalf and Grayson said...

We do not think we would want to be the dog once we rocket out of the toilet. Nope.

MoMo said...

No kidding!!!! I suggest the dog be tried out first.

Just hear that your Daddy hasn't been well. I am purring that his condition will soon be under control.

DEBRA said...

KC if you come sees the pictures Momma took of me you might understand why she is tempted to do just this sometimes...

purrs
Abby

ZOOLATRY said...

And if it is Faith Boo who is getting the power wash, an additional requirement is to remove any and all toilet tissue from said room.

Sniffie said...

Our woofies know better than to try that!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

The Creek Cats said...

Hehehehe!!! That was good!
Our mom's cousin once put one of her cats in the toilet when he was about 5 years old. Thankfully he didn't flush it. He was a bad kid :)

Lux said...

Hmm, I don't think so. No. ;-)

Happy Holidays!

caspersmom said...

It sure sounds like it would come from a dog.

Casper

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh sure, a woofie woulda come up wif dat one...we say try it on da woofie first!

Cafe Cats said...

Mama threatened Iago wif that ...I was kinda hopin' she'd do it.

Sara

Derby said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It might work!

Glad to read at the CB that Aunty Deb is feeling better.

Grahamn Kracker said...

Someone should tie firecrackers to that dog's tail!

The cat

HotMBC and Robyn said...

Bad dog! Bad!

Kiddo said...

Oh dog, you crack me up! I thought you were being serious there for a minute! That is so funny!
My beans had to bathe me once when I was a wee boy...I wouldn't stay in the tub and I was so slippy that I kept running around the bathroom and no one could catch me. It was terrifying!
Kiddo

Evie/VampyVictor said...

"the Dog" I iz giving you the eevils eye!
You should respect your superiors MUTT!
Grrrrrr beans!
V-V

SJ Reidhead said...

Dear KC;

I thought you loved cats. Here you take a dog's suggestion for cat-cleaning? How INSULTING! As cats, we are always clean. Do you hear phrases like 'you dirty dog' used for cats? I don't think so.

Still, thank you for taking the Pink Flamingo Kitties side of the story.

Purrs
Doc Holiday

ML said...

KC here's. I didn't haf nuffin ta do wif this here post. Mommy ML finked it wuz so funnie. Hmmmph.
Effurrybody needs to go see what tha smart Pink Flamingo kitties did. And leaf a comment so thems Mommy learns to 'preciate thems helping hers.

Eric and Flynn said...

Haha. I know I like water, but not that much! Eric.

Karen Jo said...

That sounds like something the dog would come up with, all right. I did get a good laugh out of it. I have given you an award.