Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Wordy Wednesday - Sol is Innocent!

Of course I am innocent! 
Would I lie to you?
Fanks, Auntie Deb.  
~Sol

It seems Auntie Deb has offered to take Sol's case pro bono.
We just received this email:

My sweet Sol, I will be more than happy to take on 
the “Tall Tale of the Missing Tail” case.  
I understand that you are the defendant in this case?  
Now, did you get your Miranda rights read to you?  
Do they have any DNA evidence?  
Did they pawprint you without your attorney (aka me) present?  
Are you being properly fed and your litterbox changed regularly? 
 Tell me, did they tell you anything about this “supposed” missing tail? 

Please let me know of anything that you need in order to prove your innocence.  
Actually, now that I think of it, you were with ME the WHOLE TIME!

CASE CLOSED.
 DEFENDANT SOL SHERWOOD IS INNOCENT OF ALL CHARGES!

Whew, I am relieved and I am also a pawsome attorney! 

25 comments:

Angel and Kirby said...

WE are Quite sure Auntie Deb is the best defense Lawyer around!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I am glad you were cleared!

Samantha, Clementine and Maverick said...

Whew!! That was close! So glad Auntie Deb was on the case!!
Your TX furiends,

KnottedFingers said...

YAY! So glad Auntie Deb cleared your name Sol!

Sparkle said...

I bet it's that awful Nobody who is guilty! Nobody is a multiple offender.

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Of course Sol is innocent. How could that sweet boy do ennyfin wrong?

Marg said...

We knew all along you were innocent Sol but we sure are glad that Auntie Deb was your lawyer and cleared your name. Good job Auntie Deb. Hope all of you have a fun day.

The Island Cats said...

If we ever need a lawyer, we're calling 1-800-AuntieDeb!!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Sol, I'm so happy with the way this case turned out. I knew you were innocent and it was an honor to represent YOU!

I will want to rub that tummeh of yours when I get to come down!

Love to all the Sherwoods!!!

Auntie Deb

CCL Wendy said...

Is it conflict to interest to have your attorney as your alibi? LOL!

I'm sure Sol is innocent in any event.

Hannah and Lucy said...

The not guilty verdict was the right one. Auntie Deb is a great defence lawyer - we heard her fee is kitty kisses.
luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Sammy and Andy said...

YAY, Auntie Deb, we knew you would save Sol!!!!!!!!!!! Auntie Deb is totally pawsome!!!!!!!!!

Sol, you are one mighty handsome mancat.

Love to all the Sherwood Bunch from us San Antonians. xxxxxxxxxxx

Gracie =^o.o^= said...

I could have saved you lots of $$$ for the lawyer, ha, ha, cause I know Sol would ever do anyting against the law.

CRIZ LAI said...

Haha.. This is the best "tail" I have heard so far~ Great job in defending Sol Auntie Deb~ :) By the way, I have a new "rose" tail this morning~ :P

Meows from Daddy Criz & the J family Kitties + SP Kitties

Katnip Lounge said...

We know who we're calling the next time we get into trouble...come to think of it, we were with Auntie Deb the ENTIRE time the figurine got her head chopped off!

Furkidsmom said...

We knew you were innocent!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

Okay. That so-called evidence picture with that cat that looks kinda like Sol...well, actually that was ME - Riley. Check out any picture of me and you'll see that, clearly, the cat in that picture (short furred and solid black) is me. And why was I there, behind your desk? I was inspecting the wires, of course! I do that all the time at my own house. Wires are a purrrrsonal favorite of mine (and my brother Rascal's too). Saw the tail there while I was inspecting. Yup. That I did. Dunno what happened to it though. Prolly some human picked it up.
Riley

Admiral Hestorb said...

I always knew you wuz innercent!

Ginger Jasper said...

Of course sweet Sol is innocent, how could that face be anything else.. Hugs GJ xx

Eric and Flynn said...

We are glad Auntie Deb got you off the hook Sol.

Angus Mhor said...

Wow! I knew that Auntie Deb was a multi-talented woman, but she can do lawyerin', too?! That's amazing! Better yet, she gotchoo' off, Sol!

Sweet Praline said...

It's a good thing you have Auntie Deb as an attorney! I thought you were a goner for sure!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

I had to come back and look at my oh so handsome Sol!!!

Kisses!!!

Auntie Deb

MoMo said...

Is Sol Auntie Deb's godson?

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